“I’m at the auto repair shop and they won’t accept my AAA card as payment.”
“Triple A is not a credit card and why are you at the shop?”
“I got a flat tire last night.”
“Was that the first time you’ve changed a flat?”
“I didn’t have to change it. The highway assistance with a new patio changed my tire for me.”
“What?!”
“Well, my brakes failed so I popped the tire swerving to keep from hitting the car in front of me.”
“You had an accident! Why didn’t you call?”
“Why would I call home for a flat tire?”