Dear advertisers,

Please stop anthropomorphizing food. It does not make food more appealing. You have single-handedly taken all the fun out of many foods that were delicious BEFORE your genius advertising campaign. If you want people to eat your food:
1. Don’t give food a face.
2. Don’t give food a voice.
3. Don’t give food a personality.

Just tell me the food won’t kill me or let Padma Lakshmi eat it in front of the camera. John Barrowman would have the same effect.

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