Her:
Shave legs and armpits
Scrub face, shoulders and back
Collect swimsuits and beach towels for everyone in the family
Retrieve mangled sunglasses from bucket of stuffed animals
Gather pool toys, sunscreen and goggles
Fill cooler with drinks and snacks
Give dogs a full bowl of fresh water

Him:
Put on yesterday’s shorts and shirt
Announce that you’ve been ready for an hour