Dad: “Don’t forget you have a nurse appointment tomorrow.”
Boy teen: “I do? Why?”
Mom: “It’s just your HPV booster.”
Dad: “Herpes or something.”
Mom: “Cervical cancer.”
Dad: “Do you have a cervix, son?”
Boy teen: “Uh, I guess so.”
Dad: “Really?”
Boy teen: “Hang on. I’m googling it.”
Dad: “You should do that?”