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Actual phone conversation:

Her: “I seriously need to finish the crafting and shopping today.”
Him: “Why? Christmas isn’t until Wednesday.”
Her: <- stunned silence ->
Her: “Christmas is Tuesday.”
Him: “No, it’s not. Stop messing with me…”
Him: <- several different voices audibly shout, "Tuesday" in the background ->
Him: I seriously need to start my shopping today.”

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