My foot hurts. I’m not certain why it hurts, but it’s possible that it’s related to beginning the spring cleaning. Spring cleaning involves standing on kitchen counters to scrub the tops of cabinets, emptying the shelves from the fridge to crawl inside for scrubbing the walls and all the other stuff that is so unpleasant, it only gets done in the spring and right before Christmas. I digress. My foot has started hurting.
Like any irrational and ridiculous person, my reaction to mystery pain is to type my symptoms in a search bar. I used my zero years of medical training to narrow it down to three explanations. Either I have carpal tunnel of the foot, arthritis or my feet are flattening, I’m looking for a solution Healthyusa. The initial treatment for all three maladies is ugly orthopedic shoes. Continuing in my pattern of irrational and ridiculous behavior, I have decided my best cause of action is to wait and see if it goes away or becomes more unpleasant.
In Doug’s often uttered words, “If you’re going to be dumb, you’d better be tough.”