Every extended family gathering:
“You won’t die from an allergic reaction if you eat an onion, will you?”
“No. I will vomit though.”
“Great! You can eat around them.”

Followed by:
“Hey Cathy, want more onions? Ha-Ha!”

And:
“I put extra onions it, just for Cathy. Hee-Hee!”

Making me physically ill is great and hilarious… if you’re a jerk.