A: “Is the upstairs toilet fixed yet?”
Dad: “Yes. If you pee, push the inner handle. If you poo, push the outer handle.”
A: “Whaaat?”
Dad: “One flush uses half the water of the other flush.”
A: Walks downstairs to use basement toilet.
A: “Is the upstairs toilet fixed yet?”
Dad: “Yes. If you pee, push the inner handle. If you poo, push the outer handle.”
A: “Whaaat?”
Dad: “One flush uses half the water of the other flush.”
A: Walks downstairs to use basement toilet.