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- Youngest child wakes feeling too puny for school.
- Spend morning failing to accomplish anything because sick child needs a drink, snack, blanket, remote, cat, etc.
- Leave sick child on couch with big brother in charge of him.
- Go to sick child’s school to make copies for his teacher.
- Zone out and end up at Target instead.
- Observe a moron walking down the street while using a bong.
- Spend two hours making copies, cutting, collating, etc.
- Jam color copier with a line of teachers waiting to use the machine.
- Crawl around on workroom floor to get copies that slid under copier.
- Go home and force sick child to get dressed.
- Take sick child to Pede.
- Answer email in waiting room.
- Sick child tests positive for strep.
- Buy dog food because we are completely out.
- Sit at pharmacy and wait for script. “No, I’m not buying Legos for you today.”
- Go home and feed furry children.
- Shove med syringe in script bottle and break bottle.
- Laundry & Dishes
- Make a list instead of an actual blog post.
- Stare blankly out window.
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