you might be old if

“This is my favorite light setting. When I die in my sleep, change the setting to this so I look my best for the coroner.”
“Yes, dear.”
“Also, wipe the drool off my face before they get here to collect me.”
“Whatever you say.”
“Are you listening to me?”
“Mmhmm. I’ll do that.”

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