smells like teen feet

Teenagers smell bad. It doesn’t matter if it’s a male or female of this hormonal species. Their feet, armpits, breath and hair are obvious culprits but it seems to radiate from every pore. The smell is there always, even just after bathing. When they are at school, I go into their rooms to collect the […]

how to annoy me

Complain that you have no clean clothes on Friday. Complain that you have too many clean clothes to put away on Sunday.

family updates

Doug and Noah are leaving to go camping tomorrow. The temperature in the mountains will be in the teens, so I have zero desire to go with them. That said, I will miss them terribly. My plans for the weekend are the same as every weekend, laundry. I’ll blog and search for blogs to read, […]

more breast talk

Because everyone is talking about this and I have nothing else to say today, let me paint a picture for you. Almost 18-month-old Evan wants to nurse, so he climbs in my lap and begins tearing at my shirt. I rapidly work to accomodate him while saving my clothing from permanent damage. He latches on […]

everybody’s an expert

We’re getting advice from several people suggesting that Tommy should stay in high school an extra year. . . or two, to allow him more time to mature, learn social skills and fall under the umbrella of the school’s care. All good reasons, but I just don’t know if it would really help him. We’re […]

duct tape

duct tape Needed: Baby-themed duct tape ex. cars & trucks, ducks & bears, alphabet, cartoon characters, etc.

Dear Evan,

I’m sorry about my attack of Tourette’s last night. Daddy slept thru most of my outbursts, so let’s not bother him with the details of my tantrum. In my defense, I had a really bad headache and I needed some sleep. It was not a good night for you to treat me like a human […]

justice

Yesterday morning, Amy tiptoed up to a sleeping Evan to kiss and pet him until he was forced to awaken. This morning, Evan stomped back to Amy’s bed and used his favorite loud voice to jabber in his private language until he woke his sister. When Amy sat up and rubbed her eyes, Evan grinned […]

sandwich-y stuff

My father had the first of several eye surgeries on Friday. He is not a good patient. My mother is no longer dragging her left knee, but she is getting tired of PT three times a week and has skipped it several times already. The spirit has left my grandmother and she is now an […]