I guess the police there weren’t tweens during the KISS era of fame. Fire spewing and blood spitting were so common at my school that the teachers just rolled their eyes. You just smack the bridge of your nose with the base of your palm and . . . I wonder how many of those guys have to use a CPAP machine to breathe at night now.

Really? Give it to me then. If I can’t use it, I’ll find someone who can.

Mobs of fans, fans of mobs. I just find this article’s title funny.

When Tommy graduates next year, there WILL be a cheer. As hard as he has worked and as many times as we’ve been told he would never reach that day, even his teacher plans on cheering.

I won’t link to it, but please, for the love of all that is good in this world, stop reinforcing bad behavior by putting celebrities in the news. If they do something good or want to talk about their new movie, fine. Otherwise, walk away. Seriously.