caught red, I mean blue handed

What would a normal person do if they found a bright blue stamp pad in their home? Ignore it? Possibly. Put it with the other craft supplies? Probably. My child is clearly not a normal person. She played with it until her hands looked ready for an audition with the Blue Man Group. Then, she made clearly identifiable hand prints on walls, doors, furniture, toys, clothing and the floor. How can you possibly think you wont get caught when your hands are blue and the hand prints that are clearly only the size of an almost 5-year-old are everywhere? Did she expect us to thank her for the artwork? She was supposed to be asleep in her bed. Maybe I need to use one of Noah’s Spy Gear motion sensors on her room. Grumble, grumble, grumble.

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