. . . and drink a bucket of soda tea.
I think all movies should have a pointless musical number halfway through the movie. If a musical doesn’t fit, how about a flashback for everyone who wasn’t paying attention. Can’t do that either? Then put an old fashioned intermission in there, because those buckets of beverage make it impossible to sit through a movie. Since I hate Doug’s ideas of disposable seat cushions, catheters and potty seats in the theater, how about a bathroom stall with a one-way mirror in the back of the theater? No more asking “what did I miss” after that dash to the restroom. To keep the drunks, delinquents and overly amorous from abusing the “special stall” it could be a members only privilege. Or, maybe I should just wait until everything comes out on DVD to see it. One of the cable channels ran “The 40-year-old Virgin” over and over again Christmas week. Since I had never seen it, every time I disappeared to do some wrapping, I watched a little bit of it. Doug thought I had lost my mind. “Whatcha doin?” “Wrapping and watching Steve Carell.” “Again?” Maybe Wedding Crashers or Knocked Up will be next Christmas’s movie. I heard they were popular.
Oh, this is my 4000th post. Um, yay.
Ah yes, the old intermission dancing hot dog and other various concessions. (Yes, we’re that old people. Yowza.)
When I was little, back in the Neolithic Age, they actually did have intermissions during movies, to change the reel in the projector.