Doug says:

Doug: “These vegetables expired in 2005, but they were from the freezer, so I cooked them anyway.”
Me: “Please hand me my planner.”
Doug: “Umm, okay.”
Me: “Hmm, doesn’t look like I have time in my schedule for food poisoning, so the vegetables are all yours.”
Doug mumbled something unprintable.

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