Me: “Wait a minute. I need to change the music.”
Doug: “It will wait.”
Me: “No. David Lee Roth is playing and I just can’t allow him in this room right now.”
Doug: “What?!?”
Me: “David Lee Roth. Yuck. I need different music.”
Doug: “Are you thinking about the musician or me?”
Me: “You and the musician who is serenading us.”
Doug: “This is completely insane.”
Me: “I don’t care. Change to music by someone who isn’t gross.”
I like David Lee Roth. The longer I read you two. The longer I realize Doug and I have a lot in common. Early morning hours. David Lee Roth. What else awaits?