November 3rd Forecast

Forecast for Monday, November 3rd – Frigid upon arising, but a rapid rise in temperature will create frequent, dangerous storms. Suggested wardrobe choices are asbestos undergarments, flame retardant outerwear and tin-foil hats. During storms, the safest place is away from all electronic devices, media sources and coffee shops. Carpool lines and scout meetings may be uncharacteristically volatile. Use extreme caution.

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