green fail

We recycle. We repurpose. We’re learning to eat more raw and less processed. We bring our own bags when we shop. We use water bottles instead of bottled water. I buy most of our clothes at consignment stores. I love second hand furniture. We are trying to continually evolve into a greener lifestyle. After spending a day in the Smokies and using their outhouse disguised as a restroom, I have decided that I will never, ever give up my over-priced, environmentally unfriendly toilet tissue. In fact, I may start traveling with a roll of the “good stuff” in my bag. Maybe I’ll go to the Center for Peace, Earth Day Festival and other hippie hangouts and sell from my private stash of luxury tissue. “Pssst! Three or five squares?”

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