Best ways to wake up:
Amy insisting that I feel her socks. “They’re so fluffy!”
Evan singing a Turkey song. “Gobble, gobble, gobble.”
The smell of bacon cooking in the kitchen.”
Worst ways to wake up:
“I think I swallowed my loose tooth.”
“Noah’s having a nosebleed.”
The smell of urine.
Best snooze button:
A small child snuggled up against me because they know I won’t interrupt the snuggle time for any numbers on a clock.