Far left: Rapidly tweeting the one-liners that late night comedians will use all week. No credit will be given to original authors.

*Far right: Scolding left on their disrespectful use of humor on such a serious occasion as the creation of a worse enemy.

Bush fans: The President had nothing to do with this event. All credit goes to our military.

Obama fans: 2 > 8.

Missing the big picture: Why isn’t my gas cheaper now?

Tin-foil hats: He’s been dead for a decade.

TeePees: Waiting for their corporate overlords to tell them how they feel.

*The same people who once invoked Psalms 109 while praying about America’s President.