“Hello? Do you rent animals? Only for parties? Okay. Let’s call it an all week, no guest party. I need a hungry anteater. Do you have a house broken anteater? Oh, that’s okay. I’ll only need one anteater then. Do you have any de-glanded skunks? Great! I would like two, please. How about bats? Bummer. What about woodpeckers? Yes, I know. Why don’t we try the woodpecker for one day and then decide if we want it to stay the week? Sounds great. No, I don’t think we need anything else until the cicadas return. Seriously? Well, go ahead and put us on the waiting list for then. Thanks!”