“Did you turn in your graduation announcements order form and check when you got measured for your cap and gown?”
“Well, I was running late for lunch and umm, uh, no. I didn’t do any of that stuff.”
“You had ONE job.”
“Actually, I had many jobs. I had to do my internship paperwork, study AP Chemistry, work on my Eagle Project, work on college applications, do my class work and EAT LUNCH.”