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“We have chicken nuggets almost every day at the middle school.”
“Sweet! I can’t wait for middle school. Wait. Do you have bbq sauce?”
“No. We only have ketchup.”
“Am I allowed to bring my own bbq sauce?”

Dear Middle School, Please allow my child to carry a bottle of bbq sauce in his backpack. Signed, Epstein’s Mother

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