The 10-y-o and the 13-y-o were having a lengthy and slightly agitated discussion about extreme cold.
A: “Well, C said that she knew somebody who peed outside and the pee froze before it hit the ground.”
E: “You can make pee-sicles?”
A: “That’s what I heard.”
Then, Dad chimed in with a lecture about temperatures, liquids and solids.
Dad: “What is the average body temperature?”
< - silence from children ->
Mom: “Hey, 98.6 it’s good to have you back again. What? Nobody’s ever heard that song?”
A few hours later, a liquid on the sidewalk result was texted to us.
A: “That’s weird. Not weird for S, but really weird.”
S: “Sounds a lot like me sharing this with my coworkers. ‘That’s weird, but definitely related to you.'”