Category: television

late night commercials

I guess ask dot com didn’t want to come right out and say that they are a good engine for finding pRon. The symbolism is pretty obvious though.

squinting

There should be a way to make the tv guide channel on my television have slightly larger print. I’m going to drink my tea now. Why is it so cold in here? What time is it?

I’m not a cool mom

Jack plays floor hockey, gets kick ball tutoring, plays on a baton twirling team, enters rock-paper-scissors tournaments, has trapeze lessons, goes to hand ball class, takes boomerang lessons, has kite flying lessons, goes to dodge ball tutoring, plays shuffle board, attends baton twirling classes, has Tai Chi classes, goes to needlepoint classes, takes pottery classes, […]

LOST stuff

Let’s guess who will die before this season ends. I’ll have a better idea after tonight’s set-up, but right now I’m putting Charley, Sayid, Rose, Bernard and Karl on the most likely list. I don’t have the skills to do it, but someone should do a video mashup of LOST and LOTR which centers on […]

Thank you Danny and Lucy!

I received an awesome birthday gift today! Time for some marathon tv watching. It will probably be easier to watch it after the children are asleep than it would be to explain the 70’s to them. “Well, people liked polyester back then.” Danny – Whenever I take Noah to D.C., I’ll bring it with me. […]

Inside Tennessee

I watched Inside TN this morning to see how the panel discussion about school rezoning turned out. The first segment featured a teacher. What you see on the stage is the teacher asking how this is going to impact all the high schools when there is no budget for new teachers. Existing teachers are going […]

altar of television

Our tv, who broadcasts from Hollywood, we worship you each night. Thy programs entertain. Thy news informs, On earth and whomever’s in the heavens. Give us this day our Daily Show. And answer the mysteries of LOST, As we appreciate the sarcasm of Stephen Colbert. And make us not watch reality shows, always shield us […]

shaggy, scooby and me

Sunday morning at 9:30 I’ll be on WBIR talking about school re-zoning. Turn the sound all the way down and watch me shake, shake, shake. Then, turn up the sound and listen for the part where my teeth actually clattered. Yes, I was so nervous that I shook until my teeth chattered. Everyone there was […]