Amy: “I’m done mopping the kitchen floor.”
Me: “It looks wonderful. Thank you for being so helpful.”
Amy: “I clean it better than you do Mommy.”
Me: “You’re right and that’s why you get to clean the kitchen floor EVERY DAY.”
I think the hooray would last longer if Swiffer made a WetJet with a short handle for
other parents who abuse their children with chores Amy.