boyfriend: “Text me after you ask your mother.”
Sarah: “I will. Buh-bye.”
– Sarah gets in the car and we begin the drive home. –
Sarah: “Soooooo, do uh, we have any uh, plans tonight?”
Me: “What do you and Z have planned?”
Sarah: “How did you know we have plans?”
maybe they just thought you were gong deaf?
My favorite response…”Um, you just told me.”