Evan: “I want eat dis.”
Dad: “Cherry tomatoes? Why don’t I make you a sandwich first?”
Evan: “No sammich. Mayters.”
Dad: “I was saving those for dinner. Wouldn’t you like some peanut butter & jelly?”
Evan: “I want eat mayters!”
Dad: “Alright. I’ll make you a salad with tomatoes.”
Evan: “Noooo. Just mayters.”
Dad: “I’ll let you pick the salad dressing.”
Evan: “I WANNA EAT MAYTERS!”
Dad: “Fine. Let me wash them.”
Evan: “Done yet? Done yet? Done yet?”
Dad: “Here! Eat them.”
Evan: “Ewww. Yucky. I throw all mayters away.”