cranking the naughty up to eleven

“Moooom! Evan is running around the house covered with soap.”
“How did he get soap all over himself when the bathtub is dry?”
“Weeeell, he took off his clothes and climbed in the sink and he squirted soap on his back and then he smeared it everywhere.”
“He put soap on his own back?”
“What were you doing?”
“Uh, I was watching and getting ready to go tell on him.”

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